Tips of the Trade from Benny - by Jack Cole

Oh Benny - you clever cat. Benny loves to make sure he gets a little extra dinner every night. How does he do it? Watch his moves and learn:

Step One: Watch for approaching food cart.

Step Two: Wait for your server to begin preparing dishes of food.

Step Three: Allow your server to prepare the first dish.

Step Four: When your server turns to prepare a second dish, slyly jump on the cart and begin eating dish #1.

Step Five: Walk back to your fellow kitties and pretend that Step Four didn’t occur.

Step Six: Allow server to prepare a second dish for you.